I love avocados, and really enjoy the fact that it’s super simple – not to mention inexpensive and healthy – to use them as meals on-the-go. All you need is a plastic fork, knife, and avocado, and presto, you’ve got a small lunch or easy snack. I also like to bring along a package of soy sauce to recreate a sort of sushi dynamic. Below is a haiku crafted out of devotion to this versatile fruit:
Rigid purple shell
Delicious green inside
Excellent as a healthy mayo substitute.
Silicon Spatula 
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold!